Elise
cool person. people like her cause she doesnt follow crowds. she’s just her. good athlete, personality etc
she’s an elise!
perfection, pure perfection.
hi, i’m elise. god sent me. i’m here for the booze. i’d really like to f-ck that s-xy -ss boy devin. he’s a cutie.
a s-xy combination of shyness, emo, and -ss kicking. spends at least 45 minutes on hair every day and is still never satisfied, even though it looks gorgeous.
my chemical romance is so elise
that hair product was meant just for elise’s
the best person that there is. she is gorgeous, funny, smart, and caring. she’s and excellent kisser and girlfriend. she is bound for great things.
you see that amazing person over there? that’s elise!
cool name for a unique girl. she’s cool, fun to be around, is the librarian by day and personal p-rn star by night, sweet, and p-ssionate as h-ll. if you hate your kid/ future kid, name her this, because people will constantly find stupid ways to mispr-nounce it as if its spelt as “elseey”.
teacher: “adam?”
adam: “here.”
teacher: “lena?”
lena: “here.”
teacher: “elseey??? did i say it right?”
elise: “woman, it’s pr-nounced: elise. just like it’s spelt. don’t you see an “i” in there??”
teacher: “my apologies” -shunns self-
is a name for a woman who is astonishingly beautiful. her hair varies from blonde to brunette. she is a kind hearted person, who is driven, and motivated, but still finds time to help others. she can be a little shy and awkward, but it’s always the in the s-xiest way. elise’s rarely cause conflict and are friendly with everyone. in addition, they usually have a hot -ss and a perfect rack.
guy 1: “have you seen elise tonight?”
guy 2: “yeah, she accidentally spilled her drink on that guy over there. she just wiped his chest and he moved in for a kiss. cl-ssic”
guy 1: “d-mn it! i love elise. i’m going to find her.”
guy 2: “good luck dude, everyone here is already after her.”
with emerald green eyes, of perfection, that penetrate the mind, body, and soul that make for a complete seductive force, that can’t be resisted. and there’s nothing better, or more important.
it’s undoubtedly, elise.
-elise:
there’s no example, or explination for her level or beauty, or perfection.
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