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Elise Mackert

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  to have s-x with someone online, usually via an im of some sort. optionally with a web cam. peach: hey max want to get together on yahoo tonight? max: yeah, that would be fun! maybe after a few games of cards would could f-cksturbate? peach: i’d love to. :d

• Gringlish

  gringlish is the word best able to describe the fusion of english words and greek linguistic format. h grocaria – grocery store. to caro – the car. ta beloziria – below zero temperatures. greek americans use gringlish everyday. spanish equivalent of pig-latin, in which english words are “spanishized” by adding “-o” to the end of […]

• handshake the ben franklin

  light manipulation of the b-n-r to ensure pleasure. i love to handshake the ben franklin during school.

• Hannibilia

  any merchandise relating to dr. hannibal lecter. examples of hannibilia include action figures, masks, photo prints/posters, t-shirts and tattoos of dr. lecter. taken from the name “hannibal” and the ending of “memorabilia”. person x: “how annoying. this year’s horror convention hardly has any hannibilia.” person y: “that’s because you bought it all last year!”

• surprised/unexpected reaction

  when you receive a text you weren’t expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. you know what other person meant but youre surprised -have been texting for a while now..- guy: you’re soo weird girl: uhh thanks? guy: in a good way you’re unlike any other girl..:) girl: 🙂 guy: :- […]

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