Elishasaurus
a shoe stealing dinosaur of the h–rding variety. takes great satisfaction in shopping and seldom declines the offer to relax in her nest (boris). claims the h–rded possessions around said nest to be organised whilst simultaneously hunting for matching pairs of shoes. doesn’t like been licked, heavily glumpthed on or forced to do mathematics. likes fish things and water, resistant to jogging or trees.
arrrgh its elishasaurus! please take my shoes, just not my life..!!!
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