elison garcia
loves the color purple, makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits -ss, often called peanut, he likes p-ssy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the p-rnstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .
im not looking for a elison garcia right now .
victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia
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