Elizabethtown College


a private liberal arts college located in elizabethtown, pa (not to be confused with elizabethtown, ky) the campus is very small, but well kept and very beautiful. tuition is extremely expensive, but admissions offers substantial financial aid and there are always new facilities, labs and technology being built or introduced to the campus. the college is filled with quality students who actually enjoy being there. while admittedly the party scene does not compare to larger state schools, it more than makes up in academics and quality of life for the students.
“oh you go to elizabethtown college? isn’t that in kentucky!?”

“uh, no. but it’s 15 minutes from hershey, pa and smells like chocolate.”

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