Elk Grove
a relatively safe city but it sucks if you don’t have a car since you will never live close enough to all of the hang out sites.
also the fastest growing city in america.
where people are shocked when someting violent happens.
my friend- what do you want to do?
me- what do you mean it’s elk grove there is nothing to do.
a small city near sacramento. people from the bay area like to move here. majority of people here are white, then mexican, then asian, then black..
elk grove is gay fool.
h-ll on earth, a suburb of sacramento, ca
elk grove blows, this is h-ll
the sh-t of a town in the northwest suburbs of chicago, home of the lab n-z-s
elk grove blows like the football team that bears it’s name
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