Elkford


elkford is a small town on the eastern side of b.c. , canada. although small, it is well known throughout the valley. mostly for it’s frequent bush parties.

things to do in elkford: nothing realisticly, unless you enjoy wildlife. some residents enjoy chasing deer as a hobby. hunting is also quite popular, unless your an animal-rights person.

something that has picked up lately in the area, is an epic dance move. you make 2 fists, pound them twice above your head, and twice below. do this to a beat of a rather faster paced song, and you’ll fit in just fine.

elkford doesn’t get along very well with it’s next-door town, sparwood. the reason is unclear to some people, unless your in the highschool.
-epic music plays-

elkford person: hey! this has a good beat.

-elkfordians do elkford dance-

outsider: … wth?

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