elkview eyepatch
when someone is sleeping and you sh-t in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.
i gave kristy an elkview eyepatch for being a b-tch.
when someone is sleeping, you sh-t in her/his hand. you tickle the eye lid and when they rub the eye, it results in a eyepatch.
while my girl was sleeping, i gave her an elkview eyepatch.
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