Ellieism
dark haired, cagey and mysterious enigma that constantly has hot men running through her house. lover of vodka (all flavors – just check her purse) can wrangle up male models like no other. doesn’t take sh-t from anyone and won’t hesitate to cut a b-tch if you mess with her or her b-tches. also known to be a bit clumsy and pr-ne to injure herself easily.
statement or fact made from the often hilarious, somewhat mysterious, and always cagey ellie lovenbooks
twitter quote that includes an ellieism: “ellieisms”…. i’m kind of addicted. maybe because of the ‘isms’ and makes me think of -rg-sms.
her review was filled with lots of humor and ellieisms
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