Elliot Stabler


a character in law and order: svu played by christopher meloni. alongside his partner olivia benson (mariska hargitay) they kick rapists’ -sses. elliot has had many family related issues, and his wife ends up leaving him.
woman: d-mn, who is that hot guy with a receding hairline and a gun.

man: that my dear, would be the ever-wonderful elliot stabler.

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