elma

n – one who is the epitome of men’s desires and gives pleasure. she satisfies carnal fantasies. she is as comfortable in lace as she is in leather and has legs a mile long.
there she goes now. d-mn, that is one awesome elma!!!!!!
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n – one who has the ability to listen to what is not said and guide others to better understanding life and all its ups and downs.

n – one who gives her all to her friends and asks nothing in return. one who can be loyal, faithful and kind to some and a smart -ss to others. one that knows the value of honesty, and gives it regardless of the cost.
1 – don’t mind her, she is just doing an elma, since i broke up with my partner.

2 – omgs! i love her dearly, but she is such an elma. she didn’t have to be that blunt about it!
elma is the girl who makes you feel warm inside. who, when you see her, gets your heart racing with a burning love and desire to be in a relationship with her. her smile is what makes your day. you treasure every moment with elma, because she is simply the most wonderful girl on earth. she has a wonderful sense of humor, and beautiful hazel eyes. yet, you feel inferior to her, as if you could never be with her. she entirely out of your league, and maybe she is. but talking to her, and being her friend may be just as good as being in a relationship with her.
person 1: man, she is definitely an elma. just look at those hazel eyes!

person 2: and that smile..
elma is an amazing female who is s-xy and beautiful. she pleases others in the bed and in public. she’s not afraid to be a dirty dancer. she can be trusted with anything and mostly everything! she normally has brown silky hair and legs very long. she has brown eyes and any guy is lucky to have her because she is amazing in relationships. you’ll love her!
you’re lucky to have that elma!!
noun: an awesome auntie who, when consumes enough wine, has verbal diarrhea and swears like a sailor.

verb: to swear a lot and have very bad verbal diarrhea.
1. -drinks lots of wine- “f-ck this f-cking sh-t, f-ck!” “whoa, settle down elma.”

2. “f-ck!!!!!” “dude, you just elma’d”
a 2d motocross game. the goal is to collect apples, and then touch a white flower. you fail when the head touches the ground.

elma stands for elasto mania
dude, i just got hooked on that awesome elma game!
a small quaint town 30 miles west of olympia, washington. here you will find a 1000-1 ratio of right winged bad-ss’ to liberal bunny hugging hairy tw-t subaru driving stop the war emo f-gs. people here are down to earth, hunt, fish and don’t give a sh-t that you scr-ped dub dueces on your cadillac. nowhere here will you see a basketball jersey clad flat bill hat wearing wannabe.
c-bo- dude, you wanna go to elma tonight?

jermain- no dog, we are not allowed there… they don’t like our kind.