Elmer
a person who tries to find love but is always on the bad side of it
im a total elmer
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a man with integrity and honour, deserving respect.
community minded and love of family and friends.
loves to laugh and joke. strongminded and loyal. brave and humble
that guy volunteers for everything, he is a real elmer.
that guy is always laughing and playing jokes. he pulled a real elmer.
elmer’s glue, glue, paste, a slang term for weed because of its stickiness.
“yo, you got that elmer’s?”
“yea, how much you want?”
a bar next to ccsu where lots of students drink and guys hook up with sl-ts. a convinient choice for ccsu people who want to get sh-tfaced and avoid drunk driving since they can just walk.
“hey let’s go to blu in hartford.” “oh, f-ck it, blu’s getting old. let’s go to elmer’s, i just want to get wasted tonight and not be the designated driver.”
what the bukkake industry uses for sp-nk.
oh man! last night i got milked so when i was in that bukkake video i had to fling elmers on her face for the money shot.
s-m-n.
thinking about georgia made me rope my elmer’s all over the bathtub!
someone that is gay or are high on glue(which is like the real definition).
al3x: man i’m 3lm3r!
p3t3r: man you’re high.
j4m35: man you’re gay.
p3t3r: aw elmers.
in peruvian argot it means “extrematly idiot”
peruvian guy 1: hey! look man i can ride ma’ bike without hands.
he falls!
peruvian guy 2: jajaja! what an elmer!!
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