Elmer’s Spoo
the milky white glob of c-m mixed with female lubrication, ky jelly (and g-d knows what else) that oozes out of a woman’s v-g-n- or -n-s after annonymous drunken s-x. when left to dry, it permenantly bonds her pubic hair to her thong.
can also be collected after v-g-n-l or -n-l intercourse for use in children’s arts & crafts projects, reapairing cracked engine blocks, leaky radiators and adhering heat tiles to the sp-ce shuttle. great dilapitory too.
note: the patent for elmer’s spoo has been purchased by the folks who manufacture krazy glue.
when that ho woke up this morning, her -ss was stuck to the sheets with my elmer’s spoo.
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