elmerson
a boy so busy with his instrument he fingers his guitar better than his girl.
girl 1: i came to his room naked and he just continued playing his guitar!
girl 2: omg gurl. that’s totally elmerson!
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the act of repenting for a microaggression. a: “i love you (non-gender-specific) guys!” b: “that in itself is a microaggression! repent!” a: “i repunt”
- dimwitted
dimwitted is basically another word for stupid, annoying, idiotic etc amelia said to era, “you are a dimwitted child”
- rip my jeans
when your b-n-r gets so big it breaks your jeans. if i don’t get rid of my b-n-r it may rip my jeans
- alligator fuck
when you’re on top having intercourse as a male. you are so f-cked up ( but still hard ) she then man handles you and flips over on top of you squeezing the life outta you. then proceeds to f-ck you. she alligator f-cked me
- hooper trap
when something looks h-lla good, but it’s really a whole bunch of bullsh-t . when one of your friends or a human tries to put you in a trap because it looks good. your trying to hooper trap me? that’s a hooper trap like on my life.