Elohim


“l. o. heem”. a name found in the hebrew bible and often translated as “g-d” in english bibles.
genesis 1:1, (hebrew-american version)
in the beginning elohim created the heavens and the earth.

genesis 1:26,
then elohim said, “let us make man in our image, according to our likeness…”

genesis 2:7,
and yahweh elohim formed a man from the dust of the ground…

exodus 20:2,3,
i am yahweh elohim … you must not revere any elohim above me.

psalm 82:6,
i said, “you are all elohim, and you are all children of the most high…”

john 10:34,
yahshua {aka “jesus”} answered them, “is it not written in your law, i said, ‘you are all elohim’.”? {refering back to psalm 82:6}
a hebrew name often translated as “g-d” (genesis 1:1), but which should not be translated at all. it is the name of the heavenly father, and the “sir name” of all who believe in him.
yahweh elohim is the firstborn son of father elohim. yahweh elohim is the pre-incarnate yahshua messiah {aka “jesus christ”}.

romans 8:14,
for all who are led by the spirit of elohim {theos/g-d} are the sons of elohim {theos/g-d}.
in online gaming, the term elohim refers to a player who exhibits god-like skills far surp-ssing those of leet gamers. this player can usually be heard laughing at the pathetic attempts of those who try to best him but end up quitting the match or stay and get owned. the elohim is always someone who follows the way of teh lulz for it is only through the teachings and discipline of teh lulz that one can achieve such god-hood. be warned, if an elohim is encountered, he will surely be partied with his fellow members of teh lulz who have received the blessings of his elohim powers through host sprinkles.
“our elohim powers were at absolute maximum that match.”

“i just elohim’d that guy, he had no idea.”

noob: “i got this guys don’t worry” elohim: “i don’t think so” noob: -gets oneshotted- “wtf!!!” “-insert gamertag- has left the game” elohim: “lolololololololololololol”

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