elongated, fat penis
a foot long hotdog, or large juicy sausage. not used in polite company.
ben: so i had an elongated, fat p-n-s for lunch. smothered in hot mustard.
tanya: gross!
ben: oookay.. well what did you have?
tanya: okay fine, i ate out a dripping, wet p-ssy, covered in ky jelly. beat that!
ben: you’re a lesbian? i thought you loved me!
tanya: i thought we were playing a game…
ben: is that what love is to you, a game!!??
tanya: i didn’t mean—
ben: the h-ll you didn’t mean! you’re breaking my heart girlfriend, is this about your old flame steve again?
tanya: oh yeah, i suppose you are jealous. maybe you wanted steve’s elongated, fat p-n-s, huh?
ben: he didn’t even like sausages.
tanya: d-mn right he wasn’t gay, we did it twice a week, sideways!
ben: that hurts… just because our love life isn’t perfect you’ve always got to compare me to him. hey wait a minute, what do you mean he wasn’t gay.
tanya: he wasn’t—
ben: hey wait, you’re talking about s-x, i was talking about food! an elongated fat, p-n-s is a hot dog!
tanya: what??
ben: yeah, and you told me you liked to eat out women!
tanya: i did not! i thought you were just trying to gross me out with h-m-s-xual references, so i’d one up you!
ben: ohhh. that’s what i get for using obscure slang! i thought everyone knew what an elongated fat p-n-s was!
tanya: i’m sorry darling. please forgive me! i didn’t mean what i said about steve.
ben: i’m sorry too honey, i know you’re not a lesbian, like my old flame c-ssandra.
tanya: no need to bring her into this, honey.
ben: sorry sweetie. hey, how about we go listen to some of those indigo girls alb-ms you like, and we share an elongated, fat p-n-s together!
tanya: yeah baby!
-couple walks off hand in hand-
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alan lam’s head.
he has an elongated, fat p-n-s for a head.
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