els bells
a cool cunning female who has a fun loving att-tude but has a f–king positive att-tude to crashing cars and retaliating to abusive text messages from boyfriends who found her messing with guys with smaller p-n-sus and who thinks hes the man for having an cunning smart bird and a brain proberly a size of a bowl ball from what really old people play haha you’ve gotta laugh, and also most els bells have brown hair a similar color to pupic hair but with more of a shine!! they also have a high sense of smell and can smell a worm (a guy!) from a freeking mile away and if she catches him or they she will serisouly rip there f–king heads off and i dont mean there heads which they speak out off i mean the f–king heads which they pee out off! yeah they better be f-cking scared of this b-tch hahahaha……..she also cares about her family aswell and wont rip off mens or boys p-n-s’s in front of her brother because if she does her bro will end up in a freaking mental inst-tute becoz sheee is one crazy…..yeah u get me!!! i better not go on much longer coz shes….behind me!!! o cr-p!!!
jordan: “who’s that women strutting her stuff down the high street dude!?”
alex: “omg its els bells run for your lifes omg please run or else aawwwwwww (he screams in a high pitched womens voice) “shes gona chop our c-cks off awwwww run” (again in a high pitched ladys voice)
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