Elven Breathmint
the result of giving an elf a bl-wj-b, as their c-m is said to be minty green. also another name for a gr-sshopper (the drink) because of its similar color.
rhianna: “elven breathmints are delicious!”
leo: “…double entendre anyone?”
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