Elviscosity
1. the state or quality of sweat being sticky or slimy; a measure of uncleanliness that considers the quant-ties of hair grease, sweat, and dirt on an unkempt person recorded on a scale from 1 to 10.
joaquin phoenix registered an 8.5 on the “elviscosity” scale during his sp-ced out performance on davis letterman, he looked like hadn’t showered in months.
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