ely


someone not uber, but totally s-xy
omg htat guy is such an ely
the most amazing, beautiful, and incredible girl in the world. no one can compare, but she’s taken! (see max)
ely is a unique and beautiful snowflake.
ely is the sweetest, s-xiest, nicest boy you will meet. most boys with the name ely spell it eli but the eroupeans spell it ely. elys will usually have a large d-ck and be great in the bedroom. elys have amazing eyes and a great personality. of you ever have a chance to have s-x with or kiss a ely do it because they are amazing at both. elys often have a uncut p-n-s because they are european but this just makes them even more attractive. elys are extremely sweet and make girls feel like they are on top if the world. you will fall in love with elys extreamlh easily. they add amazing in everyday and if you ever need a ely enjoy every second you have with them.
“he looked me in the eyes and i knew he was for me”
“oh he must be ely”
1.someone from a rough area or ghetto
2.somebody whos hard or bad
1.he comes from a slum in london
2.he just got kicked out of cl-ss
he’s so ely
an amazing ginger who is super cool and funny !
she also laughs randomly and her b-tt always vibrates.
woah! that girl must be an elys !!
someone who engages in 69 position with jake on a daily basis. also one who uses 2 dots instead of 3 like such.. ely is also someone who lacks in the height area. but behind his peach fuzz there is no chin just another fist (this may seem slightly impossible since u can see thru peach fuzz but just shut the f-ck up.) ely also knows every f-cking line family guy has ever said and punishes u if u dont get the quote exactly f-cking right.
ely: hey jake
jake: no i dont want to engage in 69 position ely
verb.
a very unattractive person
also known as b-tchy, ungrateful, stuck up.

g-d i hate that girl, she is so…. ely

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