Elysa
gorgeous woman, incredibly s-xy, and so very hot. takes good care of her boyfriend and will move across the country to live with him.
did you see that elysa? d-mn, she’s hot. someone’s incredibly lucky. prolly a shawn.
super cool bostonian b-tch who is super proskillit and drinks like a giraffe.
she also likes swimming and hurts limbs alot!!
oh and she is friends with amanda the maliboomer who is ten times cooler and she is proskillit too but she drinks like a zebra and loooovvvveeeesss ice hahaha.
and they both love photobooth and like to make random movies….
<3
lysor+nander= <3333
ok so one day elysa and amanda were swimming and they threw ice at each other and were being cool
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