emachines

1.a computer manufacturer who usually makes cheap computers.
2.a computer manufacturer hated by gamers (mainly because fo their week processors, video cards etc.)
3. a sh-tty computer.
1. me and my whife just baught an emachines computer.
2. haha your pc is almost as sh-tty as an emachines!
3. that sh-t looks like an emachines.
the cheapest ratsh-t computer ever built. bought out by gateway now, so there is no support either.

white trash computer purchased by those who are to tarded to know that you get what you pay for.
i took a dump on that emachine and doubled its value.
computers that have specs that look good to an unprofessional. prices are low because manufacturers put in slow hard drives, cheap motherboards, cr-ppy fans and cases with poor airflow which will eventually kill your processor.
my emachines was lookin good for the first year, now i have to completely replace the heatsink and fan on the processor, replace the hard drive and power supply.
a brand of computers that seem to have fast processors, big hard drives, lots of ram, the newest operating systems, and yet somehow manage to cost really cheap. the secret lies in the fact that the entire computer is made out of cheap, low-quality components, and the entire computer often dies within a year after buying it.

the term “emachines” can also mean any low-quality and cheap system that seems to have the latest components, even if it is not actually made by the emachines company.

true, some emachines owners have had their computers for over 6 years and they have never failed them. these people are just lucky.
person a: hey, look, ive got a new emachines computer! it has a core 2 duo, 3 gigs of ram, a 320-gig hard drive, an nvidia geforce 8600, and windows vista ultimate! and i only paid like $500 for it!

person b: emachines are total cr-p. yours will break within a week, i guarantee it.

person a: yeah, like i’m gonna believe that! this computer will beat your cr-ppy one that you built yourself for $3000! now i can play all the latest games on max settings!

one week later:
person a: that f-cking emachines is like so f-cking junk, i tried to overclock the f-cking cpu and the f-cking bios didnt f-cking let me adjust the f-cking frequency and voltage, so i had to f-cking play crysis on f-cking medium. then i turned it on this morning and the f-cking motherboard just f-cking fried and then f-cking smoke came out of the f-cking back of it and the f-cking screen looked like some f-cking modern art and all my data was f-cking gone…

person b: see, i told you!

person a: i’m so f-cking mad, i will never buy a f-cking emachines again! and i’m gonna have a f-cking good time smashing that f-cking piece of junk to bits, that’s about the best thing i can do with this computer!
cheap and sh-tty computers that the
salesman always points to when helping newbs.
f-ck… my mom got a emachines…
cheap as bread computer manufacturer, they do still in 2008 making these computer out of hardware from years ago for saving alot, exemple of this is, they still use pentium 4 because emachines h-ts the market of computer unknowledged people. most of the hardware come from taiwan or poor countrys so they save millions for that. i hate also when people say vista go faster than xp.

-synonym of cheapest
-antonym of gaming pc
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-me : hey dude, you are buying a new pc?

-else : yea, im getting an emachines

-me : mhh .. you should let me build your, it will be way more powerful .. like so much

-else : what? build a computer? are you crazy maniac? there is conpanys that build computer, and you are not dell or hp so you can’t build this!

-me : yes you can, and no vista will not make your computer go faster

-else : shut up, you don’t know anything about computer!
a cr-ppy computer company based in korea that makes inexpensive but cr-ppy pc that dies within two weeks of light usage.