Emagination

emagination (noun): 1)possessed by those constantly wired on the internets.

2) one whom is a consumer of one of the following websites: specifically but not limited to, facebook, twitter, mysp-ce, meatspin, 4chan, will most likely have emagination. active dc++ users definitely have an emagination.

usage- one with emagination will often -n-lyze the inherent worth of the internet.
i.e: the internet. “where the men are men. the women are men. and the children are talking to this guy ie:bigw-lly.”
ex: “if you stumble upon either a cp blog, lolcats, 4chan, a mysp-ce wh-r-, a facebook sl-t, ex-wowplayer, you may be witnessing progeny of an emagination.”

emagination(verb): 1) manifesting meta-physical constructs occurring concurrent with prolonged computer use. usually, they are in the form of quick statements, in which the writer believes him/herself to contain great wit; more often than not, the writer confuses wit with the rhetorical.
ex: “b–bz. large bo0bsss are large!” “spy cat sees you!”
“i was bored and h-rny one night, so i stayed up late emagining trollish statements to post about the chicks’ t-ts.”

emagination(adj): 1) statements written that are emaginative lack adverb usage, and will either force a verb to be a noun, or use two different conjugations to equivalent resolve.

ex: “this chick’s complexion reminds me of kagome’s face when inuyasha finally admitted he loved her for the 103,394,000th time, halfway during the 384,302,000th episide, from the 293,000th season. zomg d-ck is growing. d-ck is grown.”
i lost my emagination. now i am really a n-body.
1. people who make up all kids of sh-t on the internet. people that make up bullsh-t to make people like them more, or so they think.
2. one who is completey full of sh-t and everyone knows they are bullsh-t except themself.
3. one who lies continously to online friends to be accepted.
e-magination; “what the h-ll, like my life isnt too d-mn exciting that i will play counter-strike all day.” – a cs nerd who plays cs all d-mn day, talking in a voice chat program