Emahlea
noun:
a wonderful creature that can bring you to the brink of insanity, then resuscitate you if she feels like it.-
a breath of freshly filtered oxygen through the smoothest smoking device.-
one who has a mysterious power that causes men have slight signs of rigor mortis with their manly extensions.-
adjective:
beautiful, gorgeous, appealing, etc.-
the embodiment of anything better than awesome.-
bad-ss.-
-bare in mind the only word that can ever come close to the elusive meaning of emahlea is emahlea. so the things mentioned earlier aren’t exact, just merely a near accurate estimation.
…one thing’s for sure though, she’s basically one of the best people to say “good night” to.
“emahlea wilcher is very emahlea.”
innocent male bystander 1: “that emahlea made me p-ss out, because she caused a heavy rush of blood towards my reproductive organ.”
innocent male bystander 2: “call 911! i know for a fact, that there has to be some kind of law about emahlea being so hot.”
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