emam
in the arid deserts of the sahara resides the wild emam, a small creature that resembles gollum from lord of the rings. their daily meal consists of the c-m of teachers, however, if any other wild animals get near it’s teacher c-m reservoir, it will automatically detonate while chanting the christmas carol
“salil al sawarim”. the wild emam’: primary defences consists of its annoying ness and stupidity which make other animals in its ecosystems drink bleach and die to avoid the r-t-rdation that this creature brings
“hey, did you watch that national geographic doc-mentary on the emam?”
“in fact i did, and i contemplated life and the definition of existence, i wanted to overdose on pills so bad and join the wild emam in the tide underealm of suicide!”
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