Emastabatory Aid
an item to aid in m-st-rb-t–n, usually p-rnography or a sl-t you found in an alley. if you have a good health plan it could vary from s-xy nurses all the way to a clone of angelina jolee.
person 1 “i cant get a hard on -cries-”
person 2 “you need an emastabatory aid!”
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