Embalmer
a word used by a baltimore resident (city or county) to explain that they are indeed in baltimore.
“im embalmer hon!”
a) one whose days begin when your days end….
b) a glutton for punishment. one who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased’s family, all for a substandard wage.
a) as an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.
b) when a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
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