embroidery
slang term for a hymenorrhaphy, or a reconstruction of the hymen. it involves st-tching up the broken pieces of the hymen (the v-g-n-l membrane) or recreating an artificial hymen using v-g-n-l lining. a less intrusive version of this procedure involves inserting a blood capsule into the v-g-n- that will burst during intercourse.
this procedure is usually undergone to recreate a “proof of virginity” before a wedding.
woman 1: “sh-t, i’m getting married in a month! what will he say when he finds out i’m not a virgin?”
woman 2: “don’t worry, just get an embroidery and you’ll be fine.”
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