embuggerance
a very minor problem – not the end of the world, but the world would be better without it.
put my socks on today and found one of them has a tiny hole near the top edge. what an emb-gg-rance!
acc-magation acc-magate meaning anything which could be considered an inconveniance, hinderance or obstacle.
being stuck in a traffic jam when you’re on your way to a conference you’ve been invited to because you have developed a way of preventing traffic jams.
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