emerald necklace
just like a pearl necklace, except when the guy has an infection or std, making his spooge a greenish color.
“dude, i got to get to the doctor cuz i was trying to give this b-tch a pearl necklace for her birthday, but it came out as an emerald necklace instead. i shouldn’t have went to that thai hooker on my business trip last month… she must have given me gonhorrea.”
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