emergency alert system
a scary civil defense broadcasting system. this system used to be called the emergency broadcast system (ebs), which used to be called conelrad. the “scary” part is the 3 beeps, which encode the alert, and the 8 second attention signal ( from ebs). then, in either a robot or human voice, info is given. during the weekly tests, there is no voice. there is during monthly tests, though. the “robot voice” is on alerts from the national weather service, but on rare occasions, a human voice will be on weather alerts.
coming up next on cartoon network- -screen goes black for 5 seconds-
-3 beeps that sound like “duck farts”-
-attention signal-
announcer: this is a monthly test of the emergency alert system. if this were an actual emergency, the alert tone you just heard would be followed by instructions and information. this concludes this test of the emergency alert system.
-3 more “duck farts”, only shorter than last time-
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