Emergency chocolate bar
the chocolate bar you keep in your backpack, purse, or work desk to eat on a really horrible day.
th emergency chocolate bar takes some self restraint as it cannot be eaten for any regular chocolate craving. it may stay in your bag/purse/desk for months but you will be glad it is there when you need it.
melissa: i had such a horrible day, thank god i have my emergency chocolate bar.
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