emergency cunt


a female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
a woman that will make do during a dry spell.
any old port in the storm.
a warm place to put it.
emergency sn-tch, emergency p-ssy, emergency tw-t,
whatever you can find when your d-ck is harder than times
in ’29.
i am so h-rny i may have to resort to some emergency c-nt.

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