emergency everclear
a spare bottle (or handle) of luxco’s finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% abv).
can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) getting drunk very quickly.
2.) cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) starting a grill fire.
5.) pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate pepper-spray.
6.) cleaning windows.
7.) mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) pain-killer
every college student should have an emergency everclear in their disposal.
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