Emergency Flask
flask of hard liquor kept in desk drawer at work to take the edge off for when the sh-t has h-t the fan.
my boss had a heart attack and i have to take over all his work, and you’re telling me the 66 page payment requisition that was just submitted is wrong and has to be completely redone today by 5pm???
‘yes and its 2:47’
f-ck…wheres the emergency flask…
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