Emergency Handshake


a mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
“did you guys see emergency handshake yesterday?”
“naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?”

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