Emergency Pants
a pair of loose-fitting trousers, typically with a draw-string and brown in colour. usually used before or immediately after a big meal to allow for bloating, or to avoid damage to your other clothes during a case of the squits.
the pizza was of roman proportions, but luckily i was wearing my emergency pants
i was so ill i shat myself, thank goodness for my emergency pants!
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