Emergency Porn
the p-rn you have stored on a mobile device. examples include:
– laptops
– iphones/blackberries/other
– a dvd in your work bag/luggage/back pack
it’s there when you’re travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents’ house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma’s old age home. etcetera, etcetera.
in today’s modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality p-rn.
bobby, after an exhausting day at the real estate conference, crashed hard in his hotel room. his conciliation was knowing that before he falls asleep, he can w-nk one out to the emergency p-rn stored on his iphone.
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