Emergency Shituation


when a baby p–ps themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!
-prrrrrchhhht- “oh no!” they said as they saw the p–p running down the baby’s leg and into the stroller. with no more wipes this is an emergency sh-tuation!!

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