emergency spliff
an emergency spliff (or emergency joint/blunt) is a spliff you didn’t bother finish, so you put it in your pocket for when an emergency comes up, aka. a situation where you just need some high quality dank.
dude: oh man, we’re going to the cinema to watch sausage party later, it sure would be nice with some dank right now
bro: no worries, i’ve got an emergency spliff in my pocket!
dude: f-ck yes
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