Emergenshit
it could be the consequence of a zero calorie dinner.
i had a zero calorie dinner that caused me an emergensh-t.
when your stomach cramps up all of a sudden, almost to the point to where you might possibly sh-t your pants. the chances of making it to the bathroom without defecating yourself are slim to none. occasionally causes you to break out in a sweat. excessive taco bell, mexican, and chinese foods can cause this.
i was sitting in the middle of lecture, when suddenly my gut cramped up in the worst pain imaginable. i had to run to the bathroom to take an emergensh-t. must have been that mexican buffet i ate for lunch.
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