Emerson Policeman
noun.
1. a member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. a man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or mazzeo. 3. a lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of emerson taxpayers. 4. an incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. a person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. to exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.
synonyms: blue -sshole, fuzz, sc-mbag, stupid sandwich makers, flatfoot, cop, pr-ck, slacker, loser, b-m, a small oily fish
middle english slak, from old norse slakki.
source: the american heritage® dictionary of the english language, fourth edition
person 1 says: “i was stopped by an -sshole that smelled like a small oily fish. he was overweight and overpaid.”
person 2 replies: “it must have been an emerson policeman!”
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