Emerson Unit
an emerson unit defines the number of matches (swedish standard) that need to be lit, and extinguished, in order to mask the smell of a fart.
this is similar to the scoville units, which indicate the number of drops of water to fully dilute the strength of a chilli.
that fart was so stinky it registered 10 emerson units! you need to lay off the cask beer man.
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