EMI-Squashing
a very unnapealing s-xual act involving a rather large emily jumping or falling onto the partner, a tree, therefore crushing that tree or partner with their immensity.
that huge emily chick was emi-squashing me last night…i cried.
a phrase in which a rotund emily would jump onto a s-xual partner and suffocate them with their immense flab, backfat and obese nature. this is not a move to be used lightly only fat lovers should attempt this with emily.
omg dude where the f— am i?? jesus christ what are you doing here chris? “aw man i was doing some hardcore emi-squashing with emily…hey you want some kfc?”
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