Emily Osment


literal perfection. she has the voice of angels and can clobber you in .2 seconds flat if you h-ck with her. so don’t h-ck with her. she has been in numerous films. one of her best roles was in a movie called my dreams. if you are trying to ask a girl out, tell her she looks like emily osment. it will drop the panties faster than a black man in the olympics.
“d-mn, that emily osment is perfect” -everyone
an unbearably annoying little wannabe who can’t sing or act. co-stars in the disney series “hannah montana” (which is equally as vomit-insucing as emily herself). she thinks she’s funny, cute and talented when she’s really neither of those things. once you hear her voice, you will most likely experience the sudden urge to punch the cr-p out of her and all of her whiney little fans- unless, that is, you’re a stupid 12 year old fangirl.
fangirl: lyk ohmybuddha emily osment lyk has a nw cd!!!!!!!!!11!one!!! imma go by it lol!
me: go fall in a hole.
one of the worst singers/actress in the entire world.you will literally explode if you listen to her music.her overly squeaky squirrel nose plugged voice is rather annoying.
omg! you sound like emily osment -explodes-

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