emimaliah
what happens when you friend wants to change their name and there like
” um i’m never going to change my name”
then a couple days later
” sh-t i need to change my name right now”
“hey wanna go out today”
friend: ” not really i’ m going out to change my name cuz you around ”
friend : ” wait what are you changing it to”
“i’m changing it to emimaliah
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