Emma Chalker
the most f-cking beautiful and s-xiest woman on earth! emma chalker is kind hearted and really funny. emma chalker is a big drama queen though. emma chalker gets p-ssed of really easy. all the boys love her! is quite smart and enjoys sport. can make people laugh really easily by telling random jokes and tbh i don’t know where she gets her humour from. but overall emma chalker is bl–dy f-cking amazing!
absolu amazing emma chalker
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