Emma’s Law


the scientific law that states girls can not win at beer pong, unless partnered with a male.

originally named after emma johnson, a girl who played several recorded games of beer pong from 2001-2008 without one girls only victory.
sally: i’m gonna kick your -ss at beer pong tonight!
brian: yea and e=mc^3! its called emma’s law… read a book.

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