Emmitt Smith
the greatest running back of all time. played for the dallas cowboys for 13 seasons, then went to the cards for 2 seasons.
emmitt is a pimp. thats why he’s the all time leader of rushing yards.
the best dallas cowboys running back of all time. no one will ever match up to him, not even ladamian tomlinson.
emmitt smith had the hottest partner on dancing with the stars.
a person who refuses to retire.also see: jerry rice
please retire, you’re hanging on like emmitt smith in arizona.
22 inch rims
did you see them emmitt smiths on da caddy
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