Emo Bastard

an emo b-st-rd is an annoying d-ck that you have to socialise with because they linger about like a bad smell talking about thursday and how they made them cry at the gig and how their rufio t-shirts colours are fading. emo b-st-rds like to cry about everything and play metallica solos on their guitars cr-ply even though they tell people that they only listen to emo genred music. they like to attempt to steal your mates too so if you see one, normally wearing a t-shirt with a band that you havent heard of to be “cool” and/or have greasy skin/hair and trousers that are too tight/baggy, boot them in the p-ssy.
mike barker is such an emo b-st-rd, all he does is think hes’ good at guitar and pretend he has friends. what a loser eh kieron?
an emo b-st-rd, is a guy who is not only emo, but thinks he is superior to everyone because of that. he won’t socialise with anyone outside of the emo genre, refusing to be seen with anyone ‘mainstream’ even though the whole trend of ’emo’ is totally mainstream now anyway. also they won’t broaden their horizons and realise there is a wide range of music that is way cool and not emo/screamo, anyone whos emo is a b-st-rd anyway, an emo b-st-rd!! and anyone sticking up for an emo b-st-rd is cr-p. also a female version is called an emo b-tch and i have come across many in my time, with their stuck up bimboey materialism. what happened to individuality, jesus christ!

k im done
emo b-st-rd- omfgz like lk at that shmexi b-tch, she is ‘teh s-x’
emob-tch – i hate that sk-nk she totally copied my skinnies idea!! -straigtens fringe
emo b-st-rd. 99% of the male emo population. a few of them do it to get chicks, and to get props on the -ss they get from wearing tight pants. just yet another fad that just showed up. this is not “just the way you are”. i witnessed it pull it’s ugly head out of the primordial ooze. all of a sudden mowhawks turned to fuexhawks, bondage pants turned to little sister’s/mom’s pants, and black metal turned to “screamo”. luckily for most emo b-st-rds, they’ll inherit a large amount of money and won’t ever have to work a hard job. stop whining, hot topic is not a hard job. try construction, boys. but for those emo’s who are poor and will eventually need a good job, have fun closing up those inch sized holes in your ears (i know i am).
emo b-st-rd: “hey steph, i just wrote this poem.

ahem.

‘the way you talk to me is like a thousand sharp razors shooting through my ears. it makes me want to split my veins in half and bathe you in the fountain of blood. blood. blood blood blood. the blood will be red. red is the color of the anger school fills me with. parents make my eyes red with hate. hate for the money they don’t give me. razors. razors razors.’

ahem.

it like… might need a little work. but the heart is there. the emotions.”

‘steph’ (an emo b-tch): “thats like… so deep. and true. i feel you about that money sh-t, man.”
people who walk around thinking they own sh-t but the only thing positive they have ever done is kill off their own kind.
emo b-st-rd: wow i’m so amazingly cool i only talk to other emo people who are just as cool and different as i am and shop at the same f-cking store that rocks that i do omg yes i <3 black hair dye -blathers on- me: shut the f-ck up and die remember kids, run down the street, not across the road! someone who uses the :-\ smiley on aim. he used the :-\ smiley? what an emo b-st-rd! a guy that doesnt exsist. emos arent b-st-rds. they might be misunderstood by you lesser accepting people out there, but just because they are different does not give you the right to steriotype them as b-st-rds. emo b-st-rd is not a correct term. prep:look at that emo b-st-rd over there, hes such a b-st-rd me:why is he a b-st-rd? prep: because hes an emo me:wtf? havn't the emo b-st-rds learnt how to spell?? sigh look below f-ckwits. i wasn't aware i had "frinds" or "freinds"...shame. p.s im not a redneck or a "cool" person, infact im not even f-cking american (thank f-ck), im not emo, im not goth, im not chav, im not townie, im not whatever. im an average completely un biased slightly strange internet freak, and just because i dont like people who cannot support their own side of the argument intelligently, without insulting,sh-t loads of spelling mistakes, and who constantly claim that n-body understands, does not mean im a "fascist" or a "conformist". it simply means im human. some examples on this very page: .non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame the emo b-st-rd is non existant. .non-existent:this is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo. .sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo. .it's highly unlikely, they steal your frinds ←